Sir Gotham Hat

rexuality:

my mom and dad were arguing in front of me whether to give me a present now or to wait til christmas and my mom was like “can we give her it now?” and my dad was like “what present” and my mom was like “you know… the good one” and my dad was like “spell it” and my mom goes “GREG, SHE’S 23”

(via applesareperfection)

n-nightingale:

Working in customer service

(Source: starlords, via stormafter)

troyesivanismyqueen:

mel-heisler-is-a-bad-friend:

hatchworthsmoustache:

snowbouquet:

Only on the internet could you find a shark in a cat suit riding a roomba.



Here it is folks. The two gifs that will break me. My life has just come full circle because of this. Goodbye friends I am gone.

the duck just
takes a shit
before waddling its ass next to the cat again

troyesivanismyqueen:

mel-heisler-is-a-bad-friend:

hatchworthsmoustache:

snowbouquet:

Only on the internet could you find a shark in a cat suit riding a roomba.

Here it is folks. The two gifs that will break me. My life has just come full circle because of this. Goodbye friends I am gone.

the duck just

takes a shit

before waddling its ass next to the cat again

(via a-storm-for-every-spring)

teamgif:

andrvw:

teamgif:

andrvw:

people who drink the left over milk in their cereal bowls are SICK FUCKS

I DONT KNOW WHERE YOU ARE FROM BUT HERE IN MELBOURNE WE DONT WASTE MILK GOD DAMN IT I AM SO MAD THAT SHIT EXPENSIVE 

is your caps lock broken or are you really this passionate about milk

milk is the only thing i have left

(via a-storm-for-every-spring)

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

(Source: daftvunk, via applesareperfection)